Just in Time For Valentine's Day, 'N.D.' Perfume Announced
“N.D” is an exclusive new scent for Mazda enthusiasts, announced just in time for Valentine’s Day. Intended to be worn by drivers seeking exhilaration, N.D. is lighter and more refined than rival fragrances, not to mention more affordable.
“N.D. isn’t about raw power or getting attention,” says Bob Cockerham, the developer of the custom fragrance. “It’s kind of like the fragrance 987, except it’s more challenging to wear competently, and it doesn’t make you seem like you’re that lonely person trying really hard to impress everyone at the local 24 hour gym.”
Constructed with revolutionary SMELLACTIV technology, N.D. features 155 unique scents packed into a perfectly balanced 2.0L bottle. Each bottle of N.D. includes a removable top feature, which transforms the fragrance from a quiet and personal experience to a visceral journey the whole world can enjoy.
"N.D. is like a lot of other things in life," says Cockerham. "It’s more fun on your local race track, and when that top comes off you’re pretty much guaranteed to have a good time."
The new N.D. perfume will be available later this year at a starting price of $24,970, which is a veritable bargain considering each bottle of perfume will include a free 2016 Mazda MX-5.
“N.D. isn’t about ostentatious displays of wealth or making up for personal physical inadequacies,” explains Cockerham. “It’s about enjoying a pure driving experience.”
*N.D. is not real. You can't actually buy it, and none of what we've written here should be construed as a product offering. This is just a gag for Valentine's Day. Of course, if you want to order a 2016 MX-5, http://www.universityautomarket.com/ is the place to go."